1.  When returning home, drink wine before and after kissing your children. 

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2.  Do not drink wine clearly marked with standing pigs on the label (flying pigs are OK…bird flu is not transmitted in wine.)

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3.  Avoid sharing your wine with pigs, no matter how classy they may appear.

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4.  Never let a pig use your wine glass holder necklace

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5.  When in doubt, open a second bottle of cheap wine for the pig and serve a different bottle to your more “human-type” guests.

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